normal
last night, after attending a paint party, me and a few friends we strolling around while drunk and we stumbled upon another house party, to which we were invited into. As you would, i began casually wrestling with my friend out the front of this house, while completely covered in paint. Suddenly this bogan appeared at the balcony of the house and yelled at us “FUCKEN HIPPIES” before throwing empty beer bottles at us.
people need to chill the fuck out sometimes
- wake up at 2am
- try to think of the last thing you remember
- remember being at a pub at 5ish
- realise you must have passed out before dinner
most confused ive ever been waking up in my own bed o_O
wtf
If youre going to make a noise complaint at college, dont you think it would be better to knock on my door, or at least send me a fucking text, rather than complaining to a staff member and getting me into a meeting with the head of the college, and landing me a two hour community service where i will most likely spend the entire time hating your guts.
I’ve never even gotten a noise complaint before, I have a clean record.
Guess some people dont want to be on friendly terms with the person in the room next to them who theyll have to be spending at least the next 5 or so months with still.
Fuck You.
marrige
On Saturday I saw two men marry eathother.
It was beautiful.
I got heaps excited to see a new message in my ask… only to discover that no where on the internet is free of spam…
*Sigh*
Cut // copy
I swear Cut Copy cant make a song that doesnt have “oooooh oooooh” in it :P
Anonymous askedGay: no
Kissed a dude: yes
Things
- Attended party
- Ass-dialled my father
- Left 3 minute voicemail message
- receive copy of message in email
- FREAK THE FUCK OUT o_O
Ambuli
I fell like the plural for ‘ambulance’ should be ambuli not ambulances.
my spellchecker says otherwise…
It also thinks that ‘spellchecker’ should be spelt ‘spell checker’
I am shiftybloke. Australia. college. I like to think i am cool and interesting :)
