On the internet, no one knows you're a dog

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Sat, 03 Sep 2011 23:57:07 +1000

normal

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 23:02:00 +1000

last night, after attending a paint party, me and a few friends we strolling around while drunk and we stumbled upon another house party, to which we were invited into. As you would, i began casually wrestling with my friend out the front of this house, while completely covered in paint. Suddenly this bogan appeared at the balcony of the house and yelled at us “FUCKEN HIPPIES” before throwing empty beer bottles at us.

people need to chill the fuck out sometimes

wake up at 2am try to think of the last thing you remember remember being at a pub at 5ish realise...

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:06:28 +1000

wake up at 2am
try to think of the last thing you remember
remember being at a pub at 5ish
realise you must have passed out before dinner

most confused ive ever been waking up in my own bed o_O

wtf

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 15:31:25 +1000

If youre going to make a noise complaint at college, dont you think it would be better to knock on my door, or at least send me a fucking text, rather than complaining to a staff member and getting me into a meeting with the head of the college, and landing me a two hour community service where i will most likely spend the entire time hating your guts.

I’ve never even gotten a noise complaint before, I have a clean record.

Guess some people dont want to be on friendly terms with the person in the room next to them who theyll have to be spending at least the next 5 or so months with still.

Fuck You.

marrige

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 18:12:55 +1000

On Saturday I saw two men marry eathother.

It was beautiful.

I got heaps excited to see a new message in my ask… only to discover that no where on the...

Sat, 23 Jul 2011 14:32:22 +1000

I got heaps excited to see a new message in my ask… only to discover that no where on the internet is free of spam…
*Sigh*

my good mates Jimmy and Kashyup in a melb allyway :)

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 00:16:00 +1000

my good mates Jimmy and Kashyup in a melb allyway :)

Cut // copy

Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:16:00 +1000

I swear Cut Copy cant make a song that doesnt have “oooooh oooooh” in it :P

you can never have too many tabs open ^_^

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:00:06 +1000

you can never have too many tabs open ^_^

Are you gay? Have you ever kissed a guy?

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:21:24 +1000

Gay: no
Kissed a dude: yes

Things

Sat, 11 Jun 2011 16:50:09 +1000

Attended party
Ass-dialled my father
Left 3 minute voicemail message
receive copy of message in email
FREAK THE FUCK OUT o_O

Ambuli

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:00:06 +1000

I fell like the plural for ‘ambulance’ should be ambuli not ambulances.

my spellchecker says otherwise…

It also thinks that ‘spellchecker’ should be spelt ‘spell checker’

Sims

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 22:28:37 +1000

Massive sudden urge to play the sims…

~~im so normal…~~

My conversation with cleverbot #2

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:05:06 +1000

User: Tell me about the time.

Cleverbot: The bomb! The bomb! The bomb!

User: Kill it with fire.

Cleverbot: That seems illlegal.

User: Would you do anything illegal?

Cleverbot: Yes, anything! Anything at all! Only take me with you! Don't leave me here to die!

My conversations with cleverbot

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:00:06 +1000

User: Do you like the word moist?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: What does that word remind you of?

Cleverbot: Many things.

User: Such as?

Cleverbot: Well, simply put, I, and the rest of the human race, were programmed to survive and multiply. As are all animals by nature.

Done

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 16:00:06 +1000

Just finished my physics exam…

no more physics. ever! ^_^

Again

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 17:28:00 +1000

That girl is outside my window again taking photos of that cat thats always there.

I swere, she must have thousands of photos of that cat by now o_O